Tavern of Ruin

You are now In UR

I...RUN...UR

RELAX!!! This is a stress FREE ZONE!!!!

NOBODY

IS

in

"CHARGE"

HERE!!!!!!!

Control "freaks" lose their "cookies" upon entry...

(If at this point you feel you've crossed a thresh-hold

HERE

in

SLOKUM'S



And you've decided this is a "blind alley" in a maze

You may exit by clicking the BACK button on your browser

Whatever you do

Don't go through the door!



Might wanna leave whatever sense of humor you have here

...for safe keeping...

Should you decide to come back)

HI! My name is

TH

When I said I RUN UR before
I meant that I operate this feature
HERE in the PALACE of WONDERS
I used to run the Tilt-a-whirl in the
"Coney Island of the Mind"
But they closed it down
I'm retired now, and I amuse myself a bit
With this new-fangled toy

You are my welcome guest

ENJOY YOUR VISIT!


AS PROMISED

UR IS

presenting


A TAVERN IN YOUR MIND

OPENING CELEBRATION!

DATE & TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON!!!


FEATURING

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OPENING FOR AN
ALL STAR BILL!



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