Tavern of Ruin
You are now In UR
I...RUN...UR
RELAX!!! This is a stress
FREE ZONE!!!!
NOBODY
IS
in
"CHARGE"
HERE!!!!!!!
Control "freaks" lose their
"cookies" upon
entry...
(If at this point you feel you've crossed a thresh-hold
HERE
in
SLOKUM'S
And you've decided this is a "blind alley" in a maze
You may exit by clicking the BACK button on your browser
Whatever you do
Don't go through the door!

Might wanna leave whatever sense of humor you have
here
...for safe keeping...
Should you decide to come back)
HI! My name is
TH
When I said I RUN UR before
I meant that I operate this feature
HERE in the PALACE of WONDERS
I used to run the Tilt-a-whirl in the
"Coney Island of the Mind"
But they closed it down
I'm retired now, and I amuse myself a bit
With this new-fangled toy
You are my welcome guest
ENJOY YOUR VISIT!
AS PROMISED
UR IS
presenting
A TAVERN IN YOUR
MIND
OPENING CELEBRATION!
DATE & TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON!!!
FEATURING

OPENING
FOR AN
ALL STAR BILL!
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