Southern Man Buys A Stairway...To Freeburd!(MIX IT UP!!)© 2001 Jesse SlokumNow, one time I threw a big ole party For everyone I knew, the hale and hearty But, it got so completely out of hand That all the bars in town had to close down It lasted for years, much longer than I planned Even the stars took time to come around! Mugs Muggles brought his best, he ain't no moocher You know he 's a sky high hoochie coocher Jimmy crack-corn was poppin'is ole drinkin'gourd Police were stopping by just to swing it Even skeptics were shouting Lord, Lord, Lord! And, now - here comes the chorus, so I will sing it: Hey! This ain't no southern man buys a stairway to freeburd! No! This ain't no drum machine synthesized disco fe-ver! Hey! This ain't no easy bed room roll, Now, let me get it off of my chest This ain't no raving pet radio rocks! I'm right here, singing from my soul! And I'm back! logged!! on requests!!! So send a post card today to my PO BOX!!! Johann Sebastian Bach just wouldn't stop Until he funked up Punk Rock for Iggy POP Even Lucifer himself turned defector Just to sing with St. Peter and Phil Spector The ghosts of Ma Rainey and Lon Chaney Shook their shivaree with such ecstacy While the Lady of Spain busted her brain And that ole repo man, he tossed his plan Your feet'll skip a beat, you'll shake them bones Like they did, doing that dirt be-bop dance As both the Beatles and the Rolling Stones Seguey from the Bristol Stomp into Pomp and Circumstance Hey! This ain't no southern man buys a stairway to freeburd! No! This ain't no drum machine synthesized disco fe-ver! Hey! This ain't no easy bed room roll, Now, let me get it off of my chest This ain't no raving pet radio rocks! I'm right here, singing from my soul! And I'm back! logged!! on requests!!! So send a post card today to my PO BOX!!! Dancing like an organ grinder's monkey A king comes riding astride a donkey When folks stop biting like barracudas We'll all get with beat, like Gene Krupa Playing drums like ten thousand Buddhahs Come to life from statues in some stupa So, if you from zany or other like zones Let me suggest you bring along Spike Jones Yes, you will be grinning from ear to ear! From the Beginning to the End of time 'Tho' your head be spinning you need not fear When you are singing along with the rhyme 'Tho' your head be spinning you need not fear When you are singing along with the rhyme |