Now, one time I threw a big ole party
For everyone I knew, the hale and hearty
But, it got so completely out of hand
That all the bars in town had to close down
It lasted for years, much longer than I planned
Even the stars took time to come around!
Mugs Muggles brought his best, he ain't no moocher
You know he 's a sky high hoochie coocher
Jimmy crack-corn was poppin'is ole drinkin'gourd
Police were stopping by just to swing it
Even skeptics were shouting Lord, Lord, Lord!
And, now - here comes the chorus, so I will sing it:
Hey! This ain't no southern man buys a stairway to freeburd!
No! This ain't no drum machine synthesized disco fe-ver!
Hey! This ain't no easy bed room roll,
Now, let me get it off of my chest
This ain't no raving pet radio rocks!
I'm right here, singing from my soul!
And I'm back! logged!! on requests!!!
So send a post card today to my PO BOX!!!
Johann Sebastian Bach just wouldn't stop
Until he funked up Punk Rock for Iggy POP
Even Lucifer himself turned defector
Just to sing with St. Peter and Phil Spector
The ghosts of Ma Rainey and Lon Chaney
Shook their shivaree with such ecstacy
While the Lady of Spain busted her brain
And that ole repo man, he tossed his plan
Your feet'll skip a beat, you'll shake them bones
Like they did, doing that dirt be-bop dance
As both the Beatles and the Rolling Stones
Seguey from the Bristol Stomp into Pomp and Circumstance
Hey! This ain't no southern man buys a stairway to freeburd!
No! This ain't no drum machine synthesized disco fe-ver!
Hey! This ain't no easy bed room roll,
Now, let me get it off of my chest
This ain't no raving pet radio rocks!
I'm right here, singing from my soul!
And I'm back! logged!! on requests!!!
So send a post card today to my PO BOX!!!
Dancing like an organ grinder's monkey
A king comes riding astride a donkey
When folks stop biting like barracudas
We'll all get with beat, like Gene Krupa
Playing drums like ten thousand Buddhahs
Come to life from statues in some stupa
So, if you from zany or other like zones
Let me suggest you bring along Spike Jones
Yes, you will be grinning from ear to ear!
From the Beginning to the End of time
'Tho' your head be spinning you need not fear
When you are singing along with the rhyme
'Tho' your head be spinning you need not fear
When you are singing along with the rhyme
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