DANCING LESSONS, ANYONE?

Shake
yer boo-ty?


Maybe these two will help...



This an advanced movement
you are forewarned...


WHEW!
After that one
You'll need some
Chamolile Tea...and
A SLOW ONE!



This page posted after seeing
The Mickey HART Band
In a small (500-600) club


BOMP-BOMP, a-ditty BOMP
BOMP! BOMP!
INDEED!!!

Tired of getting stood up
for concerts where somebody found out
all you ever do is stare at the 'rock stars' and do the

GOONEY BIRD SHUFFLE?
Now you can take dancing lessons
from these...uh, well - ahem...

CRITTERS!!!
It's more fun than aerobics
less masochistic than jogging lawyers
in the rain and snow
and they are right there for you
for hours at a time!
Who knows in no time at all
you may have a room full of sweating people
Dancing along to this page
You will know when you can
the computer off
and everybody will

KEEP RIGHT ON
doing that
HIGH TOE STEPPIN'
SKIP HOPPIN'
the word shimmy does the shimmy, shimmy ko-ko bop...
THANG!!!!!!!
You will be so
HIGH
Even da KING
will look up to you



~~~ SIGH ~~~

LE ROI DU R&R?
Goin'ta Graceland, soon!


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