...AND THE VOICE
IN THE DEEP SAID:


"LET THERE BE LIGHT . . . BULBS..."


cartoon yellow incadescent light bulb


...AND THE VOICE
IN THE DEEP SAID:


AND, LO! THERE WERE
LIGHT BULB JOKES A-PLENTY,
AND LAUGHTER RANG HILARIOUS
THROUGHOUT THE LAND...



How many religious fundamentalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Stumped?

How many agnostic skeptics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Stumped?


Albert Einstein never got around to screwing in a light bulb. Kmow why? Stumped?


How come Benjamin Franklin didn't screw in a light bulb? Stumped?


MORE SOON!



Look what I found surfing!

"Why not a chicken?"


Wazza pair a'docs? Some may say Ben Casey*, and Doctor Kildare*,
but that's not right...go here for the rest of this MARXIAN spoof

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Come to the Silly, SLY...Side of Slokum?




The "First Church of the Last Laugh" Sense of humor is strongly suggested!!
Learn to clown yourself! KID'S STUFF? Are you sure?

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You can go
word BACK
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